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Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked

unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

xekstrin:

Remember when at the end of Kill La Kill, Mako asked out Ryuko on a date and she kissed her on the lips and imagined going out and holding hands with her and str8 people came crawling out of the woodwork suddenly being experts on japanese culture like “noooooo noooo you see in JAPAN… a “date”… is not a date…. they are just friends…. two girls who are friends who kiss on the lips….”

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

petition to get the term bi-curious into the trash bc it adds on to why ppl say bisexuality is just a phase

misterbonesofficial:

spookyarms:

what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???

Guys being dudes

intensional:

a day before a test and the only question i have is what did we learn

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

ninalostherhead:

soldiergaga:

capngorgeous:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…

http://www.watch2gether.com/this will fix that problem :)

NO FUCKING WAY. i’ve been looking for this my whole life!!!!!!!!!, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninalostherhead:

soldiergaga:

capngorgeous:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…

http://www.watch2gether.com/

this will fix that problem :)

NO FUCKING WAY. i’ve been looking for this my whole life!!!!!!!!!, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried