akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 


higgzorz:

professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…


chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise



thatspiderboy:

Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

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*listens to rock music to go to sleep but it actually just gives me a headache* this is nice


setsunameiou:

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~

laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~


What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.
(via forebidden)

onlyblackgirl:

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

Also you’re not privileged to privacy on the job. What do you need so much privacy for unless you know you’re doing something you ain’t supposed to?

onlyblackgirl:

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

Also you’re not privileged to privacy on the job. What do you need so much privacy for unless you know you’re doing something you ain’t supposed to?



the-jean-kirschtein:

"Marco’s alive!"

"Listen to my Marco’s alive theory!"

"Marco is a titan shifter!"

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disrespectfuljezebel:

So every time anyone questions me on anything I’m responding with “Do you see these titties? You know damn straight I’m a grown ho!” From now until forever